2.30pm

Attenzion! You will listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.

Following the success of their hit podcast, ‘Allo ‘Allo! stars Kim Hartman (Helga!), Guy Siner (Lieutenant Gruber!), and Richard Gibson (Herr Flick!) are now taking their secret operations into the open - appearing live in theatres across the land.

There will be surveillance footage (also known as "classic clips"), classified revelations from behind the scenes, and an interrogation session (or as you may call it, an "audience Q&A"). Expect much hilarity, and - should you prove worthy - you may be permitted to come for a ride in Lieutenant Gruber’s little tank.