Thu 16 Oct, 4.30pm

Fri 17 Oct, 10.30am & 4.30pm

Sat 18 Oct, 10.30am, 2.30pm & 4.30pm

Sun 19 Oct, 10.30am & 2.30pm

Touching, funny and utterly original, Freckle Productions’ delightful adaptation of Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler’s Stick Man is back in town! What starts off as a morning jog becomes quite the misadventure for Stick Man: a dog wants to play fetch with him, a swan builds a nest with him, and he even ends up on a fire! How will Stick Man ever get back to the family tree?

7.30pm

Pam Ayres has spent a lifetime providing hilarious and profound insights into the delights and tribulations of everyday life.

She comes to Guildford to talk about her latest book, Doggedly Onwards - A Life In Poems, 1970 to 2020s.

Pam has gathered her career’s work of poetry into this book, which traces the course of her life, and illustrates how her work has provoked laughter, and some tears, in people around the world.

Recent TV appearances include two series of The Cotswolds for Channel 5, This Morning, Alan Titchmarsh, Countdown and Would I Lie To You?    

2.30pm

Attenzion! You will listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.

Following the success of their hit podcast, ‘Allo ‘Allo! stars Kim Hartman (Helga!), Guy Siner (Lieutenant Gruber!), and Richard Gibson (Herr Flick!) are now taking their secret operations into the open - appearing live in theatres across the land.

There will be surveillance footage (also known as "classic clips"), classified revelations from behind the scenes, and an interrogation session (or as you may call it, an "audience Q&A"). Expect much hilarity, and - should you prove worthy - you may be permitted to come for a ride in Lieutenant Gruber’s little tank.

7.30pm

In this brand new show, Lee shares his stage with a tough-talking werewolf comedian from the dark forests of the subconscious who hates humanity. The Man-Wulf lays down a ferocious comedy challenge to the culturally irrelevant and physically enfeebled Lee. Can the beast inside us all be silenced with the silver bullet of Lee's unprecedentedly critically acclaimed style of stand-up?

7.30pm

Every child’s favourite story, Sleeping Beauty is a magical tale of love, innocence, mystery, and enchantment. Set to Tchaikovsky’s breathtaking score, this masterpiece of classical ballet brings to life the battle between good and evil in a world of fantasy and wonder.

7.30pm

After last year’s triumphant success, Imperial Classical Ballet® is proud to return to Guildford with their breathtaking production of Swan Lake.

Swan Lake tells the unforgettable tale of two women, Odette and Odile, who resemble each other so closely that they can be mistaken for one another. This compelling story follows the tragic romance of Princess Odette, who is cursed by an evil spell to live as a swan by day and a woman by night.

Wed, Thu & Sat Matinees, 2:30pm
Tue - Sat Evenings, 7:30pm

A New Year’s bash they won’t live to forget.

A brand-new instalment in Torben Betts’ thriller series, following the smash-hit success of Murder in the Dark this world premiere heads to Guildford.

It’s New Year’s Eve in rural Kent, and Jonny "The Cyclops" has decided to throw a party.  But amidst the drinking, music and fireworks exploding overhead, a twisted trail of destruction emerges. As midnight looms, tarot cards foretell doom, police lights flash in the distance and a killer is in the house.

Tue - Sat Evenings, 7.30pm

Wed, Thu & Sat Matinees, 2.30pm

The 250th anniversary of Jane Austen is celebrated in fitting style with a new stage adaptation of her comedy of manners, Emma.

The beautiful, high-spirited Emma Woodhouse is determined that she will never marry but loves to meddle in her friends and neighbours’ relationships. When her confidante and former governess, Miss Taylor weds her fiancé Mr Weston, Emma, having introduced the couple, takes credit for the marriage and decides that a future in matchmaking lies ahead of her.

7.30pm

Get ready for a Night at the Musicals like you’ve never seen before!

It's all the eleganza-extravaganza of the West End combined with the fierce and fabulous world of Drag. A night of sassy showstoppers, where the divas are anything but dull! If you can’t handle the ‘T’ then sashay away cos the dolls are really gonna slay. 

With 100% live vocals, there's absolutely no lip sync battles on this stage. Just unbelievable vocal talent, sprinkled with sass.

Whether you live for Les Mis, cheer for Mamma Mia, or you’re crazy for Kinky Boots, there is something for everyone in this ultimate twist on a classic night at the theatre.

Enjoy super slick showstoppers and epic camp-choreo. Our Queens will leave you gagging! Dragged to the Musicals: serving you a night you won’t forget